Friday, April 17, 2009

My first blog

Well, this is my first foray into blogging not sure what really to write about on this thing. I guess I should tell you all about my life but I would have to start some fouthirttwenty years ago. Do I talk about my sexual orientation, my political views, my diet, my working out habits. Does anybody really care or is this just something for me to think I am more important because I am now blogging.

Just in case anybody does care; my sexual orientation is HOMOSEXUAL (I love the mens, in the words of the all might Martha Stewart "It's a good thing") my political views are pretty liberal, consider myself a left from center Democrat (but not to crazy liberal) my diet is horrible but I am working on that, and I work out Monday thru Friday, once or twice a day.

Speaking of working out, my most favorite thing in the world and most rewarding experience is my group exercise class that I teach in Malibu. It is called Combine Fitness and it is based on the NFL Combine. It is so awesome to see Malibu housewives running football drills.

Speaking of sex.........wait what no one speaking of sex.....I guess that is just the constant voices in my head telling me I need to get laid more. Don't we all need to get laid more? I think this world would be a much better place if we did. I found this awesome little packet that helped me on my mission to get laid more, this magic tabs are called HeroTabs these little wonders worked great for me. Who ever wants to get laid more should check them out.

Well, that is it for me today. Maybe next time I will talk about the teabag party I had the other day and I was not protesting higher taxes and government spending.